Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I heart Valentine's Day

H.S. Math Teacher's Equation:
2.14 + chocolate^6 + teens + high school hormones + bell schedule not working correctly = LOTS OF DEEP BREATHS BY TEACHER

Advisory Student's Question to said (known to be married) teacher:
"Does it get boring sleeping in the same bed with the same person for 11 years, miss?"

Said teacher's reaction to another class when one of my students put up their 2 ft. "dancing monkey" on my overhead and pushed the button so that the monkey started swiveling its hips and singing to the song "I'm too sexy for my shoes":
uncontrolled laughter

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